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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's gf has unfinished business (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

having been committed compulsorily to a psychiatric hospital in accordance with a section of a mental health act.

It's a British phrase, I hadn't heard it either.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that just means you've got 8 seasons of Peep Show to watch.

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey mark, don't get mad but I may have gotten you sectioned. I need someone to send Superhans this weird balloon of powder he wanted. I'd have done it myself, but I thought you'd be due for a holiday eh? You're not mad are you Mark? Oh your mad."

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

OK boys you've had your fun with the sectioning, there'll be no more sectioning today.