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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

twist: jesus was a vampire