this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No way that dude can wipe himself. He’s gotta be using a toilet brush or something. I bet he can clear an auditorium with his dank, baleful farts.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

don't forget he probably eats a lot of soybeans.

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I wash muh-self with a rag on a stick.