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Then Hulk flexes massively and rips his suit and shirt.
A dem senator says "One, this is not the WWE. This is congress and it shall be respected. Two, that's not really impressive. It's a novelty suit after all."
"YOU DISREPECTED THE WWE! AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE OFF THE RACK!" He starts growling and growling. As he vocalizes he stands up and stands away from the table. He impressively leg flexes until his trousers rip all over the place. "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!" he roars.
The dem senator is clearly afraid but tries very hard to not look it. Hulk Hogan is soon confirmed 60 to 37. Most dem senators have no comment. But John Fetterman quips "Of course I voted for him. He's big and impressive. Like me."