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I don't know, Jim Cramer?
There are flashing lights and air raid siren sound effects. He puts on a hardhat for some reason. "MANY PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS - BUT CONSIDER WHAT HAPPENS IF WE BOMB IRAN. BOMB-BOMB-BOMB THEM. PANCAKE CITY. STONEAGE-VILLE..." The sirens stop, he removes his helmet, and he now has a serious expression like a doctor is about to explain the surgery needed to remove your tumor. "They're always gonna be a problem. So what if we just solved that problem? Just like that. We juice the federal government's ability to improve the country's ROI. Have a look at this bar chart. Look at the first bar. There's a very, very impressive jump. That's defense stocks..."
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