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Not wearing a seatbelt should be completely legal (once you're over 18). It's stupid, but it should absolutely be legal.
While at it, we should legalize drunk driving. Drunk driving got a bad name in the past because irresponsible drunk drivers were drinking behind the wheel and purposefully running people over. My father drove drunk for 30 years and he was only in 7 car accidents. It’s non sense.
The 3 down voters didn't get the implied /s
I was really hoping the last sentence would make it obvious. Oh well.