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I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer? (lemmy.world)
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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is literally me, I'll eat tacos while driving.

Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said "this might be problematic"

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey that tree doesn't deserve that

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But what does? You can't hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can't stop me at those speeds