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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep 
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?

11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping 
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix 
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from 
relapsing
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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 64 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (15 children)

What the fuck is with women hating men sleeping? I left multiple women because they hit me over a sleep-related event. My brother got hit with a hammer and divorced over it. My friend's sister would bang pots to wake him up if there was anything left unfinished by the time he went to sleep.

Fucking nutters out here.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (9 children)

This is incredibly specific and I've never encountered the women-hating-men-sleeping phenomenon before.

Do you sleep walk or something? How did you manage to upset them so much while nominally being unconscious? Your post has puzzled me.

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