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.... To my surprise, the peanuts started saying really nice things about my hair and outfit.

It turnes out they were complimentary nuts.

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[-] Isaac95@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Could almost have the bartender say "Your nuts".

"Your nuts,” answered the bartender. “Yeah i thought so.” “No your peanuts” said the barkeep. “… they’re complimentary.“

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