Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
"Use rubber chicken with woman"
I can't use that
"Use magical root beer on woman"
I don't think she's thirsty
"Use Wally's monocle on woman"
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
If only it had a pulley in the middle...
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.
Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
"Use rubber chicken with woman"
I can't use that
"Use magical root beer on woman"
I don't think she's thirsty
"Use Wally's monocle on woman"
I can't use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
If only it had a pulley in the middle...
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.