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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I shall write a virus that makes the computer play the "USB device detached" sound followed shortly by the "USB device attached" sound. Dee doo. Doo dee. Just that. three or four times a week.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are the worst so far

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Diabolical, isn't it?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Calm down there, Satan.