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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province (www.thestar.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You're a real disappointment.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers

hosers, you're Canadian now, ya gotta speak Canadian