this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "as๐" and down in (/s)?
Adoption :3
I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."
Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.
To a single 20 year old? Twice?
Unlikely, but possible.