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Anon makes friends at the kinoplex (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat) 17:46 UTC-5 No. 40237147
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling.
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>yell back.
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"

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[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 123 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

I hate peoples talking in the theater but this is wholesome

Maybe I love people yelling

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

There are two types of movie going experiences. One where you want the audience to be perfectly quiet and just get absorbed into the movie experience... And the other where audience participation is a big part of the thrill. If you go to an opening night showing, it's typically the latter, especially for Blockbuster or cult favorite. Both types of experiences are good, but some of my most memorable movie experiences were loud cheering for the hero, people making comments, audience participation showings.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the ladder

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, you got me. I'm not sure if this was a voice to text error or just me being stupid, but it was probably just me being stupid. Fixed.

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