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Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You think it works still? He's a morbidly obese old man

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

with viagra or cialis probably. he is well known to have very poor vision and he has prescribed glasses, but doesnt use them for fear of looking weak.

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