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Flying Carpet (project) $4,000 (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by nailingjello@lemmy.zip to c/buyselltrade

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Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn't fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn't believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it's done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it cool if I already did but promise to start believing in myself again from now on?

If I can get my wife to stick around for 17 years I bet I can get this to fly.

Might take some shrooms but I'm willing to risk it...

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sold. No takesie backsies on your promise.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Pinky promise. I'll believe in me from here on. Especially if it only cost me $20...