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[โ€“] Jerb322@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Danced with my girlfriend's cousin, at a wedding reception. Girlfriend was already showing signs that she was done with me,and I was drinking double jack and cokes. We got into an argument and I decided I was going to walk home, 25 miles.

Reception was at a golf club. I woke up on one of the greens, a few hours after I left. Only made it a half mile away from the clubhouse.

Dropped my neck tie, phone and a pocket of change. Someone turned in my phone and tie...

Girlfriend and I didn't make it two more weeks.

[โ€“] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Forget about the girlfriend. What happened with the cousin?

He and I still dance.

[โ€“] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

She was too young....