If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing. Yoho matey

Last time I was approached they only offered me tree fiddy. And I said, you ain't china. You the loch ness monster!

No don't be ridiculous, they all just have to commit suicide. Then they'll be free! \s

OSHA? More like OSHIT

This is their fault for not checking the username db first. Should've tried xXx_khaleesi_xXx instead

Two "not stranded" astronauts becoming increasingly stranded. More at 6

Call an ambulance. But not for me

Auto industry looking at their overly inflated prices, "well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions."

Fixed it! Thanks guys!

never heard from again

My dad always says "but then what motivation will they have to make money and innovate." To which I respond, "they'll still be millionaires and far richer than either of us will ever be."

I really wish Biden would step down. I'd love a better option from the Dems. That said, no way in hell am I voting for Trump.

Oh my god, it's on one of those disgusting porn sites. But which one? Which one specifically?