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[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 106 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh my god, it's on one of those disgusting porn sites. But which one? Which one specifically?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Yeah which one so I can avoid it? Any key words to um… block?

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well, the vid she posted was a little more flattering than she actually is...

edit: for the out of the loop, OP and I are doing an "Always Sunny" bit from the episode "The Antisocial Network."

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

I doubt it, but I'm open to being proven wrong.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks. Totally has no clue.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember folks, every accusation is a confession!

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

This is why the onion can't keep up, the jokes are just starting to write themselves

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This seems pretty on par with most of the unicorn-seeking couples I’ve met honestly. The level of emotional entitlement required and the attitude that it’s a “totally straight” interaction.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is a unicorn seeking couple?

[–] Marcumas@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A couple seeking a woman for a threesome (usually). A bi-woman that is actively looking for a couple is very rare so they pretty much get their pick of whoever they want to sleep with.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thanks. I had no idea. Is it a common way of saying in US? Where I live we don't have anything similar

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’m in Australia, not the US. I think it’s pretty common? If you’re not straight and a woman, you’ll probably come across it a lot *while dating. Sometimes women will pretend they’re the only one looking, but the telltale is often one picture of her with some dude at the end of her pics. They’ll also try to convince you to do it even if you’re not interested in men.

Edit: A lot of non-binary people also get it actually. I don’t think it really happens to men though.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It happens occasionally to trans men, mostly early in transition but there's always that one illiterate guy who doesn't understand that you're hairy like a wookie and he's not actually interested in you.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That does make sense. I have an enby friend who’s on T, they had a guy use the line “don’t worry, I like girls who don’t shave” on them. This is why I stopped dating cis men for the most part, they just can’t seem to be around trans people without saying something gross.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've seen similar from women in queer spaces asking for "women and enby/trans masc/trans men" as if they're being slick

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Huh? I just say “I don’t date cis men” and that seems to work for me? But I’m a trans woman so I don’t know.~~

Wait, I get it now. Forgive me, I hadn’t had any coffee yet. Or my ADHD meds haha

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks, but what is a telltale? Sorry I am very ignorant in these things

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s like a “sign that reveals something hidden”. It’s often said as “telltale signs”. For example, you might say “these are the telltale signs of alcoholism” if you went to someone’s house and there was a half empty bottle of whiskey on the counter at 9 in the morning.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries :)

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

A telltale comes from sailing. They're little bits of yarn attached to the sail. They let you see what the wind is doing. The wind being invisible, a telltale shows you what you can't normally see. In nonsailing use, a telltale is a small thing that shows you the whole truth.

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Im on the eastern seaboard if the US. Its a pretty common term amoung millenials and younger. Plenty of folks older use it, its just not as likely a random personal would know.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

it's very common in fetish, kink and alternate lifestyle communities and has been for decades.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Usually a couple new to ENM/polyamory that often obsessively looks for a bisexual woman to date both exclusively not prioritizing the new partner in the relationship & leading her to feel like a sextoy.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

No problem.

[–] AMomentToBreath@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does a unicorn have to be a woman? My wife and I are very casually looking for a bi guy to do us both lol

Where in my comment did I say it had to be a woman?

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the part that makes be angriest is that Republicans spent a whole election attacking susanna gibson and katie hill but look the other way for this

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thas... all they do? Remember Madison Cawthorn? They were totally fine with that twerp until he started spilling the beans on their drug-fueled orgies.

Republicans are the party of selfish hypocrites these days.

[–] Zellith@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Literally the entire GOP. They're quite directly too stupid to observe someone and make up a believable lie, so they just think of the first uncouth thing that comes to mind... which is always one of their own vices.

Remember: They're too stupid to observe and change their mind on something, so it is quite directly a result of their stupid dogma-riddled brains. They are incapable of not projecting.

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If two men are kissing, that's yucky... If two women are kissing, that's yummy.

[–] Marcumas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I also lived through the 90's

[–] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Me evaluating my sexuality before and after transition:

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I don't believe you for a second, Mr. Potato In My Anus.

[–] xenu@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

This story just keeps on giving. Keep loving that pussy Bridget.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok so does that mean she's anti-gbt mum or anti-bt mum? I mean does the G in LGBT include lesbians or not.

[–] quotheraven404@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Could also be T. Dare I say it, possibly even the rare Q+.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Anti-gpt she really hates LLMs