I'd look up and memorize winning lottery numbers, then teleport back two weeks ago. (4-d space!) And then I'd just buy a lotto ticket and chill until my past self becomes my current self, but with lottery money.

It's for old people, do you expect them to keep track of all the new lingo?

Good, they deserve it.

My passport showed up today. I need to get started on reclaiming EU citizenship now. Maybe I just commit and use this as a chance to start over somewhere better and safe enough to actually build a life.

But having already done that once, I'm not keen to restart my life thousands of miles away from everything I've ever known.

I'm not a doctor, but from what I've seen it's all the vagus nerve, which is responsible for a whole lot and runs through most of the body... which is why there's a lot of different responses to the inappropriate use of q-tips. Mine is more in line with the meme, lol.

PSA: Please do not the eardrum

Bombs, staircases, luck, and speed buffs. There's a secret note that leads to a permanent luck buff and that's nice to have but not necessary. You'll want a stardrop luck day though, the higher your luck the more likely ladders and drop shafts spawn. Ruby and jade in crystallariums can be traded for spicy eel and staircases (on Sunday) at the desert trader. Spicy eel is great because it's both a luck and speed buff. I also like diamond to trade for triple shot espresso but you can just as easily buy coffee and cook the triple shots yourself. Bombs from the dwarf or trade quartz for them at the desert trader. Bring salad for health. (The best food buff is the magic rock candy and if you've got one it's a good time to use it instead it the spicy eel but they're not exactly easy to get.)

Use a desert warp totem or similar so you don't have to wait for Pam to take the bus.

Bomb the shit out of the floor as you go, don't worry about collecting ore (that's not why you're there), and use staircases on infested floors. Pro strats often involve the slingshot and explosive ammo but it's not necessary.

Or just staircase all the way down, lol. The game definitely mentions you cheesing it, but it's a totally valid strat.

Bunsenlabs Linux (a successor to Crunchbang) still has it by default and their forums have some current conversations about it, maybe check there?

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She's probably trying to make a completely valid point about the objectification and sexualization of women, but she picked the absolute worst metaphor for it, grabbing the crotch of male statues is an incredibly common thing.

Dude's Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Noir

Samuel L Jackson knows what to do with an f bomb, give it to him.

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Right now, you're able to select the appropriate gender marker on your passport without a note from a medical professional (and a passport can be used in the vast majority of situations you'd use a birth certificate) but because the self select gender marker was done by executive action, it's extremely likely to be reversed when Trump takes office.

Also, having one might be a good idea in general.

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Bauhaus Brew Labs has a NA Helles called Nah that I really like, but the only place I've found it is Whole Foods, which I'd rather not shop at. I'm guessing the brewery sells it, but they're not super conveniently located - anyone know of anywhere else in the Twin Cities that sells it? Bonus points for being near the Green Line, or possibly by Free Geek because it's always nice to have an excuse to stop in there.

Also got any recommendations for other tasty local NA beers? I'm not really a fan of IPAs, but maybe someone else will be interested if you've got suggestions?

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Image description: four panel comic First panel shows hands holding a game boy with Pokemon Professor Oak saying "now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?" Second panel shows a masculine presenting individual holding the game boy saying "Haha!, but of course I'm a ..." Third panel has the same person with a shocked expression. Fourth panel has the same person now presenting stereotypically fem in a pink top and a skirt, staring in the mirror with a tear of joy on her face.

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Everyone has probably already seen this, it's worth posting anyway.

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A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

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