gmtom

joined 2 years ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I think its saying something when this is easily the best thing hes actually done as president.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically you dont have to, its not an actual law just supermarkets being melts

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Wait. Americans have their own version of the monopoly ?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This is just star trek that happnes in the universe of the hit 2002 movie Thunderpants.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Theres a real thing where people learn english from watching influencers and actually talk to people with that god awful influencer voice.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The US: "Thats is completely and utterly unnaceptable.... heres a fuck ton of money so you can buy guns and do it the right way next time"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Bro that sucks £100 is a lot of money 😞

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

This is why keming is always important.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I mean, the ugly duckling grows up into a swan...... do you think that makes them hot? Andrew, do you think swans are hot?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

If im not in actual physical dnager because shes near me, then whats the point?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.

 
 
 
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