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Beans are the reason why teenagers stopped having sex
with beans?
They too busy thinking about dem beans
Nothing but respect for that brave man.
Oh look at this fancy lad, eating out of a dish.
I wanted to flaunt my riches
Solid breakfast!
Absolutely
There's nothing like a nice steaming pot of beans on a cold winter morning. Add some curry, they'll be just as warm coming back out as they were going in.
Hmm that's a nice idea. I actually had some Indian co-workers sitting next to me in the cantine, I'm sure they would be able to give me recommendations
My breakfast:
(Nut for scale)
Yours are raw though 🤪
No, boiled.
"And on the seventh day He rested"
i miss the boys...
Me too lad
MMMmmmmMmMmMMm
Just missing some toast. 😍
No. We're sophisticated here on Lemmy. No toast.
To make this abomination worse. Those beans must be cold or the chocolate would be melting.