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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes" (veganism.social)
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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

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[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They missed a solid opportunity to slip in a

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.