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Described yourself in a paragraph (self.asklemmy)

submitted 1 week ago by randomcruft to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I recently meet someone and was going to ask them to describe themselves in a paragraph. I realized I wasn’t able to do it myself. I also wasn’t sure how they would react. I thought I would ask here first and see how you folks react.

I’ll define paragraph as three to four sentences.

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh I'm just... a ... regular type dude >!... with a big-ass dick!<

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

isnt your big ass-dick causing you fissures and/or excessive stretching?

[–] randomcruft 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That escalated quickly 🤣

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So you've got another body part instead of a penis or a penis that is shaped in such a way that it only fits into one hole only and only with people who have giant butts?

Must be horrible