this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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I think you're right. Man I wish this story was true. Sorry snake.
Edit: Although the snake would have still had to
Snakes apparently have a reaction time of 30 to 50 milliseconds, while the average human has a reaction time of 200 milliseconds. The snake would have bitten him and ran away before he would have had the opportunity to lift it from the ground.
Reaction time != time to strike in this situation. The snake would first have to assess the situation - say you picked it up so the head points away, it would either have to launch it's upper body up vertically to strike (probably not that easy/fast) or turn around to be able to strike the kid.
Let's settle on "far-fetched". As for the "gay" part, I assume we're all in agreement. Let's move on to the next shitpost, shall we?
The guy touched a snake that wasn't his own. Can't get much gayer than that.
No one could be gayer than someone named the "snake charmer"