Greentext

6554 readers

917 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

683

Anon takes up microdosing (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

107 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero

[–] Acinonyx 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

*an hero

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Haha no

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

The fuck, man?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He'd get faster results from eating really old watches.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nah he'd probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that