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It's always been a tax on people who can't do math. Or more accurately, don't understand statistics and/or are gambling addicts.

If you want to throw $5 at a Powerball for the hell of it, eh. Otherwise, unless you have an addiction and need help, I've got no sympathy for anyone playing the math tax.

See that's why I specify "the government" or "the big corporations." Also they're not conspiracy theories. As in "the pharma companies could sell you a cure for a million bucks, or a lifetime of treatments for a thousand a month, so they'll do both depending on your income bracket, and they will keep updating the formula to endlessly delay the sale of a cheaper generic that your insurance will actually cover." Because they actually do shit like that.

When I was a kid our kitten was a rescue my mother brought home from the place she took horseback riding lessons - the kitten got stuck inside the chip machine's coin box, so it works more whenever you fed the machine coins.

We ended up giving her the oh-so-original name snowball. Then her colors came in and we discovered her to be a calico. Oops. Kitty it is then. RIP kitty.

You ain't from around here, are ya son?

Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he's a good boy.

So they have a bot check to see if you've posted in a sub they don't like, which then auto-bans you if it finds you there.

The thought police are unpaid volunteers using bots now, I guess.

Go ahead and condone it. Nobody's forcing you to push the button after all.

10 per season with a 10 season contract, paid for by the ad proceeds. Overflow goes to rescuing puppies or something.

Might need to do a little work to clean all the carbon garbage out of there, but yeah that should be no prob.

Yes, but less excruciating.

I like it, but it needs some work to give it staying power. I say start with 1 billionaire, then once they've gotten a good, front-row whiff of the consequences, we start a blind bidding war for social services, a different one each episode. Whoever has the lowest bid gets a new and excruciating ending at the end of each episode. The one guy left standing at the end gives up his money for the final program, but gets to walk out alive.

Okay, first of all, you call 3 cups of coffee stimulant maxing? that's barely enough to get started on just the caffeine, before anything else is mixed in there.