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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you're so yellow!

And ridiculously mellow!

I must say, there's no fellow,

Quite as stinky as you are!

But my boy, there is no place

Where you could not show your dumb face

And the people wouldn't make haste

To say: "That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!" 🎶