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Please dont show that my wife
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!
do you at least get some back?
Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you're dead and she might go away.
edit:
Second that
Segue into sexy time