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This has got to be a joke. 😂

They think they are going to do this for $60 million. That's adorable.

Of course anyone that could rule against your Orange King couldn't possibly have done so from just means. Such a victim.

The mental hoops you guys jump through to convince yourselves that your cheat, conman, rapist is a holy man would be absolutely farcical, if it wasn't so damn tragic. The fact you've come to this comment section and so vehemently defended your Orange God, on MULTIPLE THREADS, is PEAK LeFou. Begone Trumpian buttboy. Hope you wake up in a year or two and realize what an absolute tool you are.

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Helps if you don't start the conversation with " Hello m'lady."

Would love to do it but my heartburn literally prevents me from doing this. I have to eat or drink something small every few hours or it feels like an alien chestburster is about to fuck me up.

This comic was done better by Jason Heeris back in 2013. Only reason I know this is because I printed it out and stuck it on my cubicle wall.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/f23ytv/this_is_why_you_shouldnt_interrupt_a_programmer/

There should be nothing wrong with owning multiple houses. But your property tax should be adjusted on every house you own depending on the number of houses that own. It should be completely cost prohibitive at a certain point to own more than 2 or 3 homes. It should kick in after a year or two, so that it gives people more than enough time to purchase a new home, fix it up or renovate, and then time to sell the previous house. Owning houses shouldn't be a profit-making venture.

I've tried to figure out what your typo for "Turkish" was supposed to be. I can only assume "Turok".

Well....that's what conservatives said about Trump. Not saying John wouldn't be amazing though.

...except the title literally includes Trump's name. Trump, the guy whose the elimination of USAID has literally.... literally....killed over 50,000 people due to removing food, medicine, and support for people around the world.

Trump is accusing others of failing to uphold human rights. Peak irony.

It hits this magical pitch that makes my ears feel like they are painfully glitching out.

Edit: hearing damage. I'm getting hearing damage from my child. My ears hear that pitch and just decide, you know what ...you don't need to hear that pitch anymore.

Well, if we take the average amount of water loss per message at 0.3 mL, and the average water consumption (low end) at 2.6 L per day per person, we're looking at 8,666 messages a day.

You'd have to send out 3.163 million messages in a year to equate to the amount of water someone needs for a year.

You'd have to send out approximately 250 million messages before your looking at the low end of the amount of water you'd need to keep someone alive for their entire lives.