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One zombie. I could win against one zombie. With prep time. I think.
Remember, just one. In my prep time I'll build pit traps.
the zombie also gets prep time
Ok. How would you say does it prep?
It wouldn't be fair for me to tell you, unless you want me to tell them how you are preparing
Can it make decoy zombies?
I dunno', what if it was one boss zombie, or like... uh is it Night of the Living Dead? Where individual zombie parts come back to life, to the point where burning them just spreads zombiejunk all over.
One zombie of the right type could be a death sentence for the whole planet!
The criteria is that it's a horror villain of your choice. So, I don't know why you'd choose a boss zombie or one of those really bad variants when you could choose one of the zombies from Shawn of the Dead.
But I'm also not completely sure that a random zombie really counts as a "villain".
Yea, the "villain" requirement is definitely what makes me question what "any ol' zombie" would end up being.
If you asked for "zombie from Resident Evil", would you be able to get a lumbering buffoon that's no big deal, or Mr. X?
What if it was an unusually charismatic zombie with a tragic backstory?