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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (13 children)

This reminds me of when I was in school, and went to a friend's house.
I love pizza, I think I always have. My friend, at the time, says that his mum makes great pizza and she can make some for us. "Oh cool, yeah sure I'd love some thanks".

She sliced some cheese. She put the cheese onto a slice of bread. She then microwaved it until the cheese melted. Then she... Squirted ketchup on it. Called this pizza.

It's been over 20 years and I still think about this. Why would he do this.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She then microwaved it until the cheese melted. Then she... Squirted ketchup on it.

Even if you accept this absolutely unhinged behavior, why not squirt the ketchup on before the cheese?

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

The whole thing feels like a fever dream, even when talking about it.

It could also be the edible, though.

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