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I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?
Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of "never gamble a fart".
That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).
One should do this anyway. But god speed America.
God is not going to help anyone, better people wale up instead of waiting for it.