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Production breaking driven developer (lemmy.ml)
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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Bug report driven development

(And I use app reviews as my bug tracker)

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Karen incident in the customer service call center driven development.

If someone hasn't yelled at a minimum wage phone rep over it, it doesn't need to be fixed.

[–] dosuser123456 3 points 2 weeks ago

mom driven development

if my mom doesnt yell at me because my code broke something impirtant, no need to fix it

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