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[–] grysbok 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

[–] grysbok 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sure hope not. I don't want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I agree, I mean can you imagine being downgraded to a donkey's size? 😔