Late Stage Capitalism

You need to vote for a deeply problematic representative who's a genocidal monster whose fitness routine involves drowning five kittens in whiskey and tossing them in a blender with some kale every morning before worshipping at the altar of a genocide cult but also claims to be in favor of a single thing you like and kind of also need and embodies in themselves a terrible unconscionable moral compromise that's going to keep you up at night and if you don't support them whether they win orblose that one thing they said they would do good and also the bad things they promised are also your fault rather they win is lose who will try their hardest to throw the game and potentially just gp home if they can get the court to declare them loser after they win a and if they fail at that will betray everything they said and step on your neck and use their fevered minions to harass you for not actively working to get them elected then if they are elected they'll do all the evil stuff they promised while betraying the one good thing they promised which is also your fault even if you campaigned for them because a trillionaire donated a gajillion dollars to get them elected why couldn't you have helped that muchand if yyou complain you're just sabotaging them for next time

No of course democracy means electing representatives and nothing else what kind of insane regressive nonsense are you trying to trick me into