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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Jesus fucking christ, did Github expose its own fucking Github credentials?

Via having LLMs write and push its own updates, live, to production, where they were immediately scruntinized by... other LLMs doing 'penstesting'?

We're gonna run outta honking noses and squirting flowers, the clown show is becoming too immense.

Either that or we're going to need to quarantine Github, actually make the fucking Blackwall before these things gain not sentience, but roughly the judgement skills of a toddler, armed with nuclear weapons.

[–] JATothrim_v2@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Every technology invented is a dual edge sword. Other edge propulses deluge of misinformation, llm hallucinations, brain washing of the masses, and exploit exploit for profit. The better side advances progress in science, well being, availbility of useful knowledge. Like the nuclerbomb, LLM “ai” is currenty in its infancy and is used as a weapon, there is a literal race to who makes the “biggest best” fkn “AI” to dominate the world. Eventually, the over optimistic buble bursts and reality of the flaws and risks will kick in. (Hopefully…)

I posted this 9 months ago, and we are now at somewhere "brain washing of the masses, and exploit exploit for profit".

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Butlerian Jihan when?

This would all be less funny to me if it wasn't so incredibly broadly predictable.