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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 32 points 3 days ago (5 children)

But, like, do you have something to hide?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Of course I do and so do you.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Only the 3,425 avant-garde photos I've taken of my penis

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

See, now I think the government needs to see that!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Consider this your official congressional subpoena. Bring the dic pics. All of them.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Terabytes of furry porn.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

plz cher.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sure, why not? (NSFW, obvs)

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 3 days ago

I don't know what I was expecting. Terabytes were probably a little too much to ask for. Here.