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Unless itβs an oled, WRONG, there hasnβt ever been SOMEONE as WRONG in the HISTORY OF HUMANITY, you DUMB person, you know what they say, big man, strong man, came up to me, tears down his eyes asking, why is my power so expensive, and I told him, itβs that JERK over THERE who is hogging all the power, and so I ENACTED an executive order to officially start a WAR, military OPERATION in Pakistan to find Obama Bin Laden HUSSEIN and find out why THIS JERK is spending ALL THE ENERGY on his TERRIBLE setup THAT ISNβT EVEN GOLD, like my ballroom, beautiful ballroom, big ballroom, came down tears down its eyes thanking me for making it pretty, and GOLD and SAFE and FIT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME
Edit: I have too much fun writing these
Everyone is saying it
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Gosh darn it, forgot that one
Needs more Random capitAlisatioNs to be a True trump comment
I know this is funny and I had a laugh but modern led displays have brightness zones and can dim backlighting in dark areas. so a big bright image also uses more power than a dark image on them as well. I know, fun party facts π
LOCAL DIMMING IS A RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA TOOL. Only a Dumbocrat would believe such propaganda, the REDUCTION of FOSSIL fuel consumption is NOT PATRIOTIC forcing the FEDERAL government to increase subsidies into FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY that will go BANKRUPT due to the TREASONOUS DEFECTIVE LOCAL DIMMING panels. ONLY SOMEONE SMART like ME, a GENIUS just like EINSTEIN, who has done SEVERAL COGNITIVE ASSESSMENTS where the DOCTORS were VERY IMPRESSED could POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND the consequences of letting LOCAL FACTORIES adopt SUCH CRAP technology. SPEAKING OF UNDERSTANDING I understand that IM NOT ALLOWED TO BANG MY DEAR DAUGHTER IVANKA because I AM her FATHER but if I WASNT, I totally WOULD DO HER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS INCREDIBLY TREMENDOUS COMMUNICATION THAT BLEW your MIND.
Note: I forgot about local dimming, lol
Too coherent
For all the fucking shit
That he is putting us through
When all is said and done
He better burn hot in hell too
This is what we got now
What are we to do
About the conman and all of his crew
A sexual sadist, you just know it
And those people are the vilest to exist
racist, sexist, convicted felon rapist
And who can even tell all the crimes that were missed
Of all the shit that's redacted on the list
I'm pissed, fucker running the government like a business
Goodness, jesus, I sure can see
How he drove them into bankruptcy
Please dear lord end his presidency
A bullet or a stroke
Will do the job just as nicely
Crazy, letting this shady
Motherucker phase me
Maybe
It's time for another round
to hit this childish baby
If you line em up
You can getem both with one shot
That fat damn prick and his old lady
Time is coming, heart keeps throbbing
Syphilis aching, cholesterol spiking
God ain't listening to take a hit on the slob
Please, hamburgers, do your god damned job
...
I have written too many lyrics about the piece of shit I hope it ends soon
If you end lines with two spaces
And a single line feed
Instead of two line feeds
You can make stanzas
And improve readability
For everyone