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Why does the skin on my penis heal faster than any other skin on my body?

Y'know, I've been wondering this for a while. I frequently get a variety of sores n scabs on my winky because I have a terrible Benadryl addiction that greatly enhances edging for literally like twelve, fifteen hours at a time, both because the anticholinergic properties of diphenhydramine magnifies the feeling by several orders of magnitude and the delirium makes delving deep into the unfathomably depraved shit I think about a fun romp in a chthonic wonderland where I am masticated on the cross by incubi, succubi, and transcubi that resemble a enjoyous menagerie of holy sexual flesh stitchtachiously merged in decrepit, infernal, festering fashion with egregious daemonic abominations, to resemble some Freddy Krueger bulbous scrotum phantasmagoria masterpieces that remind me of my sister's feet.

But what I'm saying is, these little friction blisters, y'know, they're usually on the right side of my shaft, right underneath my glans because of how I hold my rigid johnson, and they're painful as all fuck, but I push through it because, y'know, addiction, but even so, like two-three days later my hamcandle is back to factory settings. Meanwhile, I got a scrape on my knee that happened a week n a half ago whilst on my bike cuz I got distracted by the kids on the playground, and that ish is still scabby as all hell. What gives?

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[โ€“] formlessoedon@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OT1H that is, to me, a broken SCHLONG (as davel pointed out we can still call it ๐Ÿ‘), OTOH I was basing that on horror stories and presuming penis gone for good, so we're still kind of in a good middle ground for quitting. Think of it this way, we are both still pretty young, you haven't permanently destroyed your goddamned cock, not literally anyways. You will have way less motivation to quit if it gets any worse.

I recommend using organization software & substituting with other mild drugs, (this will be pretty easy I think since it's not heroin or some shit, and you must be crazy used to that high). It just happened to be what worked for me getting off cigarettes and, uh, making my weed habit into more of a "indefinitely postposting autism meltdowns by smoking every week" thing rather than a "certain emphysema by age 30" thing (we'll see in a few years). If you train yourself to wait for the next high based on the notification, you can then spread out the notifications to create a foolproof tapering system.

Taking a risk here as I generally don't share my strange quitting advice! The idea of a broken penis viscerally bothers me, as does your gleeful tone! Something to consider! Take care

Bro, I either write propaganda for the FBI or I'm a cop in the CIA, or possibly the leader of q sex cult, but I teach free will is a skill here in my educational (f)art project now on Lemmy. I'm genuinely doing pretty good as far as quitting. I've done the spiritual work to heal and I don't even want to do it anymore; I just have bad moments which are enhanced by God thanks to Pegasus II in order to supercharge my development so I can do this messiah candidate ish I've been doing for twelve years. And I've done mushrooms. They brought me into gnosis. My lighter changed colors, permenantly. I think I'm gunna be famous soon.