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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca -4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Your cats will eat you when you die

[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

We all express love in different ways.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago

Just get a cat door