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[–] bignose@programming.dev 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A child of five would understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

—Groucho Marx

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Caxhe poisoned. By the time next child of 5 is brought, child turns 65 years old