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Europeans Announce There Nothing Anyone Can Do To Make Them Stop Loving Michael Jackson (theonion.com)

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“You may try to break down our resolve with accusations that he engaged in inappropriate sexual behaviors, but our love of Michael Jackson, Le Roi de la Pop, remains unwavering,” said European representative Stefan Barbeaux

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[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

These accusations keep changing from “he did it” to “he didn’t”. It’s flip flopped around so much in the past decades that I really can’t tell. So I decided to fully separate art from artist and enjoy the music.

It’s 2026 and another law suit pops up (all prior ones were dismissed for lack of evidence) that seems very fishy, meh. Maybe they should just publicize the Jackson Files and let the internet do its thing.

Speaking of files: I wish everyone in the Epstein files would catch at least 1/10 of the lawsuits MJ got.