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[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The the merging lane is empty for a half km, then it's proper to drive to the front and merge. If you just drive slow, then you're a problem for the sake of being a problem.

Drive to the front, match speed, zipper merge. It isn't hard.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Depends on what you mean by "the front". Too many people do not know how to look thousands of feet down the road. Probably why so many merge too early.

The assholes that also do not know how to look thousands of feet down the road fly to the end and cram in, which does nothing but further reduce throughput because it slows the lane people need to merge into.

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That is literally what a zipper merge is, and what you are supposed to do. Go to the end and merge. If they are "cramming" in, then the people in the lane are not doing their part either, because you are supposed to let people merge.

When people properly zipper merge, traffic will keep flowing. Your complaint about reducing throughput is a "well of fucking course it will" because you're putting more cars through the same space regardless of where they merge. People who slow down with hundreds of meters of space, then stop and wait for someone to let them in makes the problem worse, not better.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 0 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Literally, no it is not. Nowhere does it say you have to get to the end before merging. THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT is to MATCH TRAFFIC SPEEDS AND MAKE ROOM to reduce interruptions. NOT to fill up all available space where ever you find it.

If you fly to the front past a bunch of stopped cars, you ARE NOT MATCHING SPEEDS. Those assholes are not zipper merging. Period.

The people who merge early are not utilizing all space, but THROUGHPUT IS ABOUT LANES AND SPEED. When one lane is disappearing, you CANNOT MAGICALLY ADD THROUGHPUT by cramming in before the bottleneck. Period. Ever.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

If you fly to the front past a bunch of stopped cars, you ARE NOT MATCHING SPEEDS. Those assholes are not zipper merging. Period.

You realize if they were to match speed that would mean they must stop in an open lane, and that would just make everything much much worse, yeah? Thats also pretty much illegal everywhere lol.

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Pretty confidently incorrect there with your capitals and italics.

https://youtu.be/mmSTSj_OMpA

https://youtu.be/cX0I8OdK7Tk

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was the respectable speed part. I agree too slow is also an issue.

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago