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submitted 4 days ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hah. How about this: trap 1,000 regular web developers in a room. First one to use a proper semantic element instead of a div wins $1 million.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Good luck finding 1000 regular Web developers in this market

Or any market really, they really like their caves

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

And their divs.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m one of those old devs that has been writing CSS for like 18 years. It’s funny. Even with access to AI, folks still ask me CSS questions because I actually know the ins and outs of it.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'd take "ask questions to that ancient dev even if it take 10 minutes of history lesson everytime" over using AI

[–] varjen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The history lesson is bonus content.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, and usually they are nice or funny ones