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Hello, all you proto-Techpriests! (media.piefed.social)
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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is AI vibe coding today. Only god knows

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

god doesn't know and satan is jealous

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(offtopic) -- every lemmy comment starts with 1 vote from yourself -- your client removes that auto-vote? what are you using?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

my brian :)
reddit lets you click the upvote button on your own comment, "quote" "unquote" ""removing "it""", but it's only cosmetic, once you reload, it still shows as removed, but the score shows that it didn't actually do anything, the vote is still there.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it'll get to that point. and then the ONE guy left who DOES know how to fix all of it and actually write things will be placed on a golden throne and then will decide "lol I ain't telling any of you shit."

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

They'll hook him to a billion machines to make him functionally immortal and declare him Emperor.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be surprised then if "people" would cast machine rituals and spray some incense to have a door open.