this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
358 points (97.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

40353 readers
4074 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 146 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity's highest achievements, to UFC fighting?

Did he hit his head on something?

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 64 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

I want to make him many things in addition to sad

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

hes going to have to fight couch humping vance for the presidency,.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

5 cabinet jobs and soon to be governor of Cuba. Let the poor guy have his me time.

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's interesting to me is that you look at him these days he looks miserable. Like he genuinely hates what he's doing. All the idealism he had before has been sucked right out along with his soul. But clearly he still thinks if he just gets through it will all have been worth it.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think that sums up a lot of MAGA. They sorta hitched their wagon to a candidate expecting trickle down benefits. Now they’re stuck with no reward and all the consequences, but they can’t get off the ride because if they do they’ll be accountable. It’s Rommel 2.0. You enabled a POS, you were allowed to be a POS, you recognize the POS you’ve enabled is beyond your control. Do your duty, undermine and remove them, or die.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

trump also kinda sideline vance, but hes listening to putin, xi, and musk, and behind the scences techbros for advice.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a theory about why Vance was picked. If the Epstein files became something that actually would have resulted in Trump getting impeached, Vance is likely not in them and would be allowed to take over the presidency as puppet. As it’s become appearant that nothing is going to come of the files, or any of his actions really, Vance sorta faded away. He is also rather incompetent, a poor speaker, and doesn’t have the bombast to be Trump’s replacement so I can see why they brushed him aside.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

it was discussed on another "site" yea he was likely picked to slow dripped the epstein files. of course you cant ignore that thiel is heavily involved with vance, i wouldnt be surprised if hes the one telling vance went to make noise or not.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy's tiny hands style of rocket.

Edit: Added per DDG search:

Apollo 11 on top of a Saturn V was 101.5m / 364 ft.

UFC 92ft, lol.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It has a 9 in front, 9 is bigger than 3, that makes it three times the size, checkmate liberals

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago
[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

His audience is really that stupid

[–] 42firehawk@fedinsfw.app 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Or Trumps pubic bone.