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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

"Yeah, I'm feeling my best today, and you don't pay me enough for my best, so I'll be hanging out with my family today. I'm planning on getting drunk tonight, so I'll see you in the morning with a hangover. Don't schedule any early meetings, okay?"