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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

When they say "not all cops" or "a cop helped me" I use metaphor. Cops are like those fish parasites that replace the tongue: their primary function is parasitic, and any minor tongue-like function it does serve is

-completely incidental

-the parasite's absolute lowest priority

-easily put to shame by the functions of an actual fucking tongue, with none of the parasitic blood siphoning.