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Work wife (discuss.online)

submitted 1 day ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

And ... does he have a home wife? A weekend wife? A holiday wife? A doctor's waiting room wife? A golf course wife?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

He has a pornhub account and a gallon of baby oil.

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

... Oh honey, don't you? My waiting room wife has some availability; I'll put you two in touch.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Damnit.

I got the secretary wife of the waiting room wife, apparently, there's some kind of hold up.